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Saturday, June 15, 2013


Contributor: Smt. Rangam Balaji.

Customer  : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter    : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer  : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter    : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer  : No, I can't.
Waiter    : Then does it really matter?

Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter    : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter    : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter    : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer  : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter    : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter    : Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing? 

Waiter    : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer  : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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