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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

AN AADHAAR LESS HUMOR

A Scene in 2020...long after AADHAAR CARD becomes a scary reality! (humor submitted by a friend from North Potomac, MD):

Operator: Hello Pizza Bhatt! How may I help you sir?
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!  Hold on.....My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home
                  number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
                  0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Cheese Supreme Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and
                  even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: (Exclaims) What the? Ok...What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Kairabut Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Kairabut Dishes' from the National
                  Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family sizes then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit
                  and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not
                  including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash
                 before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft
                  limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it
                  gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and
                  collect it on your antique Royal Enfield motorcycle.
Customer: What?
Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration
                  number 1123.
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing! By the way... aren't you giving me the 3 free bottles of cola?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also a diabetic.
                  In the best interest of your health, we are not offering it for you.
Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))
Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2017 you were
                 imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language
                 against a traffic constable?

Customer faints.......!!!!

2 comments:

Aadhar Card said...

That's really very high imagination for Aadhar card.

Aadhar Card said...

That's really very high imagination for Aadhar card.